Got a friend who’d rather cut the cake and skip the party? The "Please Leave By 9 PM" Card is their spirit animal—er, spirit cat! This hilariously grumpy black cat, complete with a birthday cake and a no-nonsense request, is perfect for introverts, homebodies, or anyone who treasures their downtime as much as they love a good laugh. Blank inside, this card gives you plenty of room to pen your own witty message or heartfelt birthday wishes. Ideal for lighthearted celebrations or as a cheeky nod to someone’s “party preferences,” it’s a gift that’s sure to stand out. Make their birthday unforgettable (and on schedule!) with this quirky card—grab yours now!